D O N N E R B A L K E N .ch » dravenstales.ch http://donnerbalken.ch - sammelgefäss für mentale diarrhoe - Thu, 29 Jul 2010 15:17:16 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0 wenn video-games real wären….. http://donnerbalken.ch/2010/04/30/wenn-video-games-real-waeren/ http://donnerbalken.ch/2010/04/30/wenn-video-games-real-waeren/#comments Fri, 30 Apr 2010 11:00:09 +0000 kopfchaos http://donnerbalken.ch/?p=755
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  2. im dunkeln is’ ned gut munkeln…..
  3. irgendwie doch süss…..

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]]> http://donnerbalken.ch/2010/04/27/da-schlaeckt-kae-gaiss-weg/feed/ 0 im dunkeln is’ ned gut munkeln….. http://donnerbalken.ch/2010/04/20/im-dunkeln-is-ned-gut-munkeln/ http://donnerbalken.ch/2010/04/20/im-dunkeln-is-ned-gut-munkeln/#comments Tue, 20 Apr 2010 06:30:55 +0000 kopfchaos http://donnerbalken.ch/?p=602 ….. und darum gibt’s ja auch taschenlampen…..
 
….. auch solche, die keine batterien brauchen, sondern mechanisch aufgeladen werden können…..
….. auch ich hab’ eine solche, aber ned das gleiche modell wie die jungs von MadTV im filmchen…..:
 

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  • Taoism: Shit happens.
  • Confucianism: Confucius say, “Shit happens.”
  • Buddhism: If shit happens, it isn’t really shit.
  • Zen Buddhism: Shit is, and is not.
  • Zen Buddhism (second version): What is the sound of shit happening?
  • Hinduism: This shit has happened before.
  • Islam: If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.
  • Islam (second version): If shit happens, kill the person responsible.
  • Islam (third version): If shit happens, blame Israel.
  • Catholicism: If shit happens, you deserve it.
  • Protestantism: Let shit happen to someone else.
  • Presbyterian: This shit was bound to happen.
  • Episcopalian: It’s not so bad if shit happens, as long as you serve the right wine with it.
  • Methodist: It’s not so bad if shit happens, as long as you serve grape juice with it.
  • Congregationalist: Shit that happens to one person is just as good as shit that happens to another.
  • Unitarian: Shit that happens to one person is just as bad as shit that happens to another.
  • Lutheran: If shit happens, don’t talk about it.
  • Fundamentalism: If shit happens, you will go to hell, unless you are born again. (Amen!)
  • Fundamentalism (second version): If shit happens to a televangelist, it’s okay.
  • Fundamentalism (third version): Shit must be born again.
  • Judaism: Why does this shit always happen to us?
  • Calvinism: Shit happens because you don’t work.
  • Seventh Day Adventism: No shit shall happen on Saturday.
  • Creationism: God made all shit.
  • Secular Humanism: Shit evolves.
  • Christian Science: When shit happens, don’t call a doctor – pray!
  • Christian Science (second version): Shit happening is all in your mind.
  • Unitarianism: Come let us reason together about this shit.
  • Quakers: Let us not fight over this shit.
  • Utopianism: This shit does not stink.
  • Darwinism: This shit was once food.
  • Capitalism: That’s MY shit.
  • Communism: It’s everybody’s shit.
  • Feminism: Men are shit.
  • Chauvinism: We may be shit, but you can’t live without us…
  • Commercialism: Let’s package this shit.
  • Impressionism: From a distance, shit looks like a garden.
  • Idolism: Let’s bronze this shit.
  • Existentialism: Shit doesn’t happen; shit IS.
  • Existentialism (second version): What is shit, anyway?
  • Stoicism: This shit is good for me.
  • Hedonism: There is nothing like a good shit happening!
  • Mormonism: God sent us this shit.
  • Mormonism (second version): This shit is going to happen again.
  • Wiccan: An it harm none, let shit happen.
  • Scientology: If shit happens, see “Dianetics”, p.157.
  • Jehovah’s Witnesses: >Knock< >Knock< Shit happens.
  • Jehovah’s Witnesses (second version): May we have a moment of your time to show you some of our shit?
  • Jehovah’s Witnesses (third version): Shit has been prophesied and is imminent; only the righteous shall survive its happening.
  • Moonies: Only really happy shit happens.
  • Hare Krishna: Shit happens, rama rama.
  • Rastafarianism: Let’s smoke this shit!
  • Zoroastrianism: Shit happens half on the time.
  • Church of SubGenius: BoB shits.
  • Practical: Deal with shit one day at a time.
  • Agnostic: Shit might have happened; then again, maybe not.
  • Agnostic (second version): Did someone shit?
  • Agnostic (third version): What is this shit?
  • Satanism: SNEPPAH TIHS.
  • Atheism: What shit?
  • Atheism (second version): I can’t believe this shit!
  • Nihilism: No shit.
  • … and of course we must add…:Alcoholics Anonymous: Shit happens-one day at a time!

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